Tuesday, February 16, 2010

funny pics

some really funny pics...

some hidden meaning of words...

u ll find it interesting...

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumor :- News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary:- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy :- A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage :- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:-A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father :- A banker provided by nature.
Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer:- Who is paid for reading this

first blog..

hi ..this is my first blog...there are some joke,some information and some picture....
Punchlines of companies

1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
2. GM – Only GM.
3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile
4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik
6. TOYOTA - Touch the Perfection
7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams
10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform
14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection
15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
IT companies
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent; everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results.
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe
15. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own
16. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer
1. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying
2. Lufthansa - There's no better to fly
3. British airways - The Way to Fly.
4. Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air
5. Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations
6. Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times
7. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth
8. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia
1.Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges
2. Chevron Corporation - Human Energy
3. Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life
4. British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum
5. ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter
6. IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life
7. BPCL - Pure for Sure
8. IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi
9. GAIL - Gas and Beyond
10. Essar corp - A positive a++itude
11. Speed - High Performance Petrol
12. Servo - 100 % Performance. Every time
2. Reliance GSM-GO for it.
3. AT&T - The World's Networking Company
4. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits
5. Cell One - The One for Everyone
6. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different
7. VODAFONE-Make the Most of Now
8. AIRTEL-Express Yourself

1. Like. No. Other. - SONY
2. Everyone's invited or it’s hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG
3. Life's Good - LG
4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON
5. Born in Japan Entertaining the World - SANSUI
6. Inspired Living - HAIER
7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS
8. The Perfect Experience - JVC
9. Choose Freedom – TOSHIBA
10.Canon - Delighting You Always
1. AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest Bookstore
2. TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -
3. BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
4. EBAY - The World's Online Market Place
5. MONSTER.COM-stuck in wrong job.search monster for right job
6. YOUTUBE- Broadcast yourself
7. TWITTER-What Happening
1. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere
2. Nokia - Connecting People

1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA
2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY
3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP
4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT
5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD
6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS
7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES
8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES
9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
BANKS1. Union Bank of India -- Good people to bank with
2. Indian Overseas Bank -- Good people to grow with
3. Syndicate Bank -- Your Faithful And Friendly Financial Partner
4. Federal Bank -- Your Perfect Banking Partner
5. United Bank of India -- The Bank that begins with U
6. HDFC -- We Understand Your World
7. Bank Of Baroda -- India's International Bank
8. Yes Bank -- Experience our expertise
9. Allahabad Bank -- A tradition of trust
10. Bank of India -- Relationships beyond Banking
11. Oriental Bank of Commerce -- where every individual is committed
12. Dena Bank -- Trusted Family Bank
13. Indian Bank -- Taking Banking Technology to Common Man
14.IDBI Bank -- Banking for all; Not just for Big boys; "Aao Sochein Bada"
15. Canara Bank -- it's easy to change for those who you love
16. Vijaya Bank -- A Friend You can Bank Upon
17. Punjab National Bank -- A Name you can Bank Upon
18. Central Bank of India -- Build A Better Life Around Us
19. J & K Bank -- Serving to Empower
20. I CICI Bank -- "Hum Hai na..."
21. Andhra Bank -- Much more to do. With YOU in focus
22. Bank of Rajasthan -- Together we Prosper
23. SBI Bank -- Nations banks on us; Pure Banking Nothing Else; With you all the way
24. UCO Bank -- Honours Your Trust
25. Karur Vysya Bank -- Smart way to Bank
26. South Indian Bank -- Experience Next Generation Banking
27. Higher Standards -- Bank of America
28. You and Us -- UBS
29. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK
30. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers
31. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC
32. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank
33. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank
34. AXIS BANK-Filly hoof spring adept
1. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.
2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group
3. Growing and protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company
4. We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company
5. Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC
6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK
7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company
8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance
9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.